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  • I can't see my toes, and it bothers me. No, its not because i'm fat. You're a jerk if you think I'm fat! Its because I just don't believe they're there. Are my toes real, Karl? I just don't know anymore. Did I make up the idea of having toes? Do people have toes?
    Anonymous

    I don’t think you’re fat; I think you’re anonymous. 

    Toes are in fact very real, not made up, but I wouldn’t be surprised if you were suffering from chronic insomnia.  It tends to cause hallucinations.  Perhaps you can solve this issue with your toes by sleeping instead of spamming my inbox. c;

    • 9 months ago
    • #get off of anon
    • #not fat
    • #toes
    • #insomnia
    • #go to f**k to sleep
    • #sleep
    • #chronic disease
    • #inbox spamming
    • #anon
    • #identity crisis
  • I don't like eating faces, you know
    Anonymous

    Are you sure?

    • 9 months ago
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    • #YOLO
    • #ask box spamming
    • #dislikes
    • #face eating
    • #identity issues
    • #inbox spamming
    • #knowledge
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