please pardon this temporary title

I can't see my toes, and it bothers me. No, its not because i'm fat. You're a jerk if you think I'm fat! Its because I just don't believe they're there. Are my toes real, Karl? I just don't know anymore. Did I make up the idea of having toes? Do people have toes?

Anonymous

I don’t think you’re fat; I think you’re anonymous.

Toes are in fact very real, not made up, but I wouldn’t be surprised if you were suffering from chronic insomnia. It tends to cause hallucinations. Perhaps you can solve this issue with your toes by sleeping instead of spamming my inbox. c;