please pardon this temporary title

terrible pun sent from someone else’s phone courtesy of...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:45:27 -0400

terrible pun sent from someone else’s phone courtesy of yours truly

….i’m not the best person sometimes

woah dude riot girl's on tumblr wut wut

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 13:12:02 -0500

I have been for a while now?

don’t post much ._.

"I'd be lying if I didn't say this was painful."

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 23:16:00 -0500

FREAKS AND GEEKS FEELS D’:

"this is more work than i care to put into a page on a website"

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 23:18:24 -0500

“this is more work than i care to put into a page on a website”

- sushitraveller.tumblr.com on tumblr

yay Josh got a tumblr! C:

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 22:30:04 -0500

thewizardofnewbeginnings:

Everyone give it up for the J-man woop woop! :D

does he even lift

brb falling in love with John Morris’s music

Fri, 04 Jan 2013 21:19:44 -0500

brb falling in love with John Morris’s music

phrankiero: coffeesocksannndkitties: Karl. Karl what are you...

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 23:00:34 -0400

phrankiero:

coffeesocksannndkitties:

Karl.

Karl what are you doing

what does it look like?

Photo

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 22:41:07 -0400

bloomsey: vanillabutts: ineedalight: YES THANK YOU FUCK I...

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 17:40:09 -0400

bloomsey:

vanillabutts:

ineedalight:

YES THANK YOU FUCK I DON’T SPEAK SOME CRYPTIC LANGUAGE WHERE I MEAN NOTHING THAT I SAY JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A VAGINA

This.

thank you

this is terrific but I don’t understand the font

rabioheab: i still can’t get over this message

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 18:47:13 -0400

rabioheab:

i still can’t get over this message

septemia: thegeekforsale: Iron Kota and Captain Amerkara. So...

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 20:56:07 -0400

septemia:

thegeekforsale:

Iron Kota and Captain Amerkara.

So far, my Avengers is objectively better than yours.

I’m sexy and I know it.

He’s very proud of these pictures. He took them himself.

(So he tells me on Facebook.)

Photo

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 16:53:02 -0400

thegeekforsale: I get, ahem, passionate about science.

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 16:52:26 -0400

thegeekforsale:

I get, ahem, passionate about science.

Am I the only one who thought the rain was an awesome birthday present? thegeekforsale: School was...

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 17:42:00 -0400

Am I the only one who thought the rain was an awesome birthday present?

thegeekforsale:

School was great excecpt for the part where everyone almost drowned

Advice? I am a ghost and I don't know why I am still here. I have done everything right. Scare the people out of my home, eat their children, set the mother on fire.... But I don't know why I am still here and not in say Hell or something. I need some advice Mr. Karl. I need so help.

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 01:28:00 -0400

I don’t even know what to say.

Hey I need some help. So I am a dinosaur and there doesnt seem to be any other dinosaurs here and I am in the wrong time. Do you know how I can get back to my time. I have a wife and kids and a human but we plan on eating him so any suggestions

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 01:25:00 -0400

Your solution lies in the future. Literally, I only have a slight clue about how to travel through time and it doesn’t involve going backwards. Best of luck.

I can't see my toes, and it bothers me. No, its not because i'm fat. You're a jerk if you think I'm fat! Its because I just don't believe they're there. Are my toes real, Karl? I just don't know anymore. Did I make up the idea of having toes? Do people have toes?

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 01:23:00 -0400

I don’t think you’re fat; I think you’re anonymous.

Toes are in fact very real, not made up, but I wouldn’t be surprised if you were suffering from chronic insomnia. It tends to cause hallucinations. Perhaps you can solve this issue with your toes by sleeping instead of spamming my inbox. c;

I don't like eating faces, you know

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 01:18:00 -0400

Are you sure?

its just who I am

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 01:18:00 -0400

Perhaps you should embrace it.

hey karl saying hi. love you and your face -grace

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 01:17:00 -0400

Hello, Grace.

I feel as if there’s nothing further to say here.